Funny dating profiles gone horribly wrong: theCHIVE

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No more taylor updates. ??

no more taylor updates? ??

Yes, Taylor recently communicated to mij that reserve question marks mean shit to him.

Oh okcupid. Thanks for the reminder of why I canceled my account.

No photos of all the ones that are married and admit to just wanting to cheat?

you look beautiful

Thesis are the well thought out messages she very likely received

True of most dating sites.

I just clicked on your name and found out you make excellent cupcakes. Date mij? -this comment has bot brought to you te part by OkCupid

Depends, are you going offerande to help mij make the &quot,juice packing&quot, for the cupcakes like most of messages I got on that webpagina did?

Lol juice packing. Sounds like you got a few doozies. Should have collected them and posted them somewhere.

I wasgoed hoping you’d pack mij with your cupcakes, cupcake! -this comment is brought to you te part by Shant1k

Martha’s cupcakes are certifiably excellent. I have had them and they were outstanding. Honestly, get yourself some if you can.

I’ll get you that Trader Joe’s bag back one day, Martha!

No, No I didn’t, but I have a friend that… him and the cupcakes GOT IT ON!!

No, but you could imagine what it’d be like.

Yea.. your cupcakes looks amazing. I’m married.. and just want to cheat with your cupcakes.

That’s the beauty of my cupcakes. They’re so delicious, it only feels like you’re doing something sinful.

Martha you’re such a jezebel. Im not married…and I also would like to eat your cupcake (s). Vanilla with fluid cheese frosting. Maybe even carrot cake…I indeed love carrot cake….and Italian fluid cake. I fucking love Italian juice cake. Do they make that te cupcake form? WakaWaka

Ok…so u actually DO make cupcakes. I thought wij were just fuckin around. I will place an order to your establishment. I love cupcakes…for vivo. The order will be made under the name John Smith. At that point I will rate your cupcakes on a scale of 1-10 based on taste, appearance and &quot,mouth feel&quot,….I will then postbode my results to the comment section of the chive te hopes that my review of your cakes will help future chivers know which cakes they should order. Good day.

giggity…. nah, never mind.

#15 FYI…ThIS iS Mij. lOVE mij?

You should message mij if… You like Chive posters with cool green frog avatars.. ?? hectare

#Nineteen And people say OKCupid is utter of idiots.

do you guys just repost everything from whirr feed?

Coming to a webstek to complain about the content they display is a superb usage of time! Now, excuse mij while I go bitch at for not putting up enough dating profiles of atheists!

Exactly, I come here so I don’t have to go to whirr feed.

I agree. At least they posted there source. If they didn’t then there is slagroom to bitch

Thought the same thing

Do you drape out at all the cool places on the interwebz so you can come to TheChive and talk about how you eyed it somewhere else? Geeeeeee golly wish I had spil much time on my palms spil you do! *fap fap fap fap*

The Precies same pictures. Albeit Buzzfeed gives credit to the photo’s source.

That’s why there’s that little tag at the bottom of the pagina that said &quot,Source: Buzzfeed & OKCupid&quot, You’re right, no source at all.

Hell, I just come here for the comments. I wasgoed unawareIi should be looking at the pictures.

well you obviously know that not everything is from whirr feed (chivettes, bored at work, find hier, etc.) so you’re just being a sarcastic twat. Somethings on the internet get shown on numerous websites, people that complain about that are dicks. Habitual people don’t care what webpagina posted a goofy dating profile pic very first.

I’m just upset they didn’t postbode voeling information

I smell a TROLL

Well, they are playmates.

notice how they list Hum Feed spil a source? good lawd John Eddy

If Buzzfeed is so fine, then why do you come here afterwards?

Listen, here’s a newsflash for you folks who complain that all thesis websites steal other’s material, because they don’t. How long do you think a webstek could be ter business if they did that?

TheChive (best one IMHO), reddit, buzzfeed, lolsnaps, etc., all seem to have similar content (and sometimes they do) because all thesis sites are te the business of bringing you the newest and newest ‘stuff’ for our vermakelijkheid. But the Chive isn’t just a webstek, it’s a ‘community’.

Notice not merienda has any of those other sites (or their loyal following) have Everzwijn done anything spil immensely awesome spil what the Chive and the Chivers have just recently done for Taylor Morris, and this isn’t the very first time, either!

Here’s something else the Chive has that the other sites don’t: The occasional whiny bitch complaining they witnessed the same material somewhere else. Who fucking cares. Love it and budge on.

I bet you that Chivers didn’t bitch about how all those other sites stole Taylor’s story from the Chive. It’s the fucking internet, shit makes its way everywhere eventually if enough people share it with everyone they know. That is the definition of something going vírico. Go string up out on buzzfeed and feel good about it. Also, like others have said, they talent buzzfeed credit so you are reserve stupid.

Hey how’s living under your bridge you being a TROLL and all KCCO

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